The Rotting Torso: Freddy Krueger

Every week I will interview a famous Hollywood monster to find out what makes them tick. This weekly section will be called, The Rotting Torso.

For The Rotting Torso’s first guest we decided to invite one of the best, Mr. Freddy Krueger.

Q: So Freddy, what is the deal with the green and red sweater?
A: I happen to like red and people have told me that the green brings out the color in my eyes. Also red and green are a nice festive combination and reminds me of Christmas.

Q: Most killers have no personality, you seem to have a good sense of humor, and so do you have any good jokes?
A: No, and if you ever ask me to tell a joke again I’ll gut you like a fish.

Q: That was a great joke, that’s why people love you because you’re so funny. Alright, you knew this question was coming. What was you favorite kill out of all of your victims?
A: That is a tough question, but I would have to go with Tina Grey. Not only did I kill her, but I as I was cutting her belly open I dragged her all over the ceiling of the bedroom while her boyfriend watched

Hmm…all right. That’s all the time we have for today. I would like to thank our guest Freddy Krueger and to all of you out there be sure to read The Rotting Torso, new every week.