The Rotting Torso: Frankenstein's Monster

Keeping with the theme of not dead, but not really alive theme this week I have decided to invite Frankenstein's Monster to The Rotting Torso.

Q: You are living, but are you alive?
A: I believe that I am alive, because I can think and function just like a normal person.

Q: Your body is entirely made from the bodies of people that were once living, but have died. How does that make you feel?
A: The death of others means life for me. I am not proud that I am made of dead bodies, I realize I am a monster. However, I just want to be like everybody else, I want to be normal.

Q: Some people say that you are a crime against god and that you should be destroyed. What do you say in response to them?
A: I have a questions for them. What is normal and what is creation? I was created not the same way everyone else was, but I was given "life" none the less.

Q: Being the way you are, is it easy to meet people? Is there anyone important in your life? Do you think you'll get married one day?
A: I am alone and miserable; man will not associate with me; but one as deformed and horrible as myself would not deny herself to me, I like ugly chicks. My companion must be the same species and have the same defects. I need her to be created. (Mary Shelly's Frankenstein)

Well you seem to be a very deep person/thing and you have alot going on inside your mind. Let this teach everyone a lesson you can never judge a book by its cover. Always get to know someone before making assumptions about them. I would like to thank our guest Frankenstein's Monster for joining us. Remember keep reading The Rotting Torso.

The Rotting Torso: Freddy Krueger

Every week I will interview a famous Hollywood monster to find out what makes them tick. This weekly section will be called, The Rotting Torso.

For The Rotting Torso’s first guest we decided to invite one of the best, Mr. Freddy Krueger.

Q: So Freddy, what is the deal with the green and red sweater?
A: I happen to like red and people have told me that the green brings out the color in my eyes. Also red and green are a nice festive combination and reminds me of Christmas.

Q: Most killers have no personality, you seem to have a good sense of humor, and so do you have any good jokes?
A: No, and if you ever ask me to tell a joke again I’ll gut you like a fish.

Q: That was a great joke, that’s why people love you because you’re so funny. Alright, you knew this question was coming. What was you favorite kill out of all of your victims?
A: That is a tough question, but I would have to go with Tina Grey. Not only did I kill her, but I as I was cutting her belly open I dragged her all over the ceiling of the bedroom while her boyfriend watched

Hmm…all right. That’s all the time we have for today. I would like to thank our guest Freddy Krueger and to all of you out there be sure to read The Rotting Torso, new every week.